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…and I should know! Here are a few moments that have shaped who I am today but some of them I could definitely have lived without. (Note – definitely not “commanding” moments here). Try not to spit beer out your nose while laughing.
1. I moved to Boston in a six horse-horse trailer. Uh-huh, that’s right…driving right down Mass. Ave in Cambridge (well, actually my Dad was driving…and this was after college…not for college!). It was like a scene from the freakin’ Beverly Hillbillies. When my new roommates (I was subletting from an older man) came out to help me unpack…well, let’s just say that 40-year-old-German Scientists were not pleased to be pulling boxes out of a stinky horse trailer with some remnants of manure. I’m not kidding.
2. In college I was totally broke. My parents wouldn’t help me with a car and I had a job I needed to get to in order to pay for school. Luckily for me, a coworker got engaged and her boyfriend bought her a shiny new car so she sold hers to me for $25.00! Again, I’m not kidding. It had no muffler but it did have a hole in the floor – I could actually see the road when I was driving! But it worked!
3. The day after homecoming my senior year in high school, I was at work and a classmate came in. When he saw me he yelled – loudly, while pointing –
“Oh my GOD, our homecoming queen works at McDonald’s!”
I’m sure this is a joke – and it’s old news but showed up on Twitter today – so nonetheless…what the hell is in the drinking water lately? You saw my post yesterday about the crazy homemaking college courses and Southern Baptist bullshit that women should “bow graciously to their husband’s leadership.” Now this?! It’s a joke, right? If this girl is real …. with those writing “talents” I don’t think she needs to worry about college.
Anyone ever figure the mystery out?
http://www.poopinashoe.com/viewthread.php?threadid=6420&p=2#p52909
http://www.pnwriders.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-22736.html
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