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UPDATE ON MARCH 24, 2008: THIS BLOG STILL GETS 30-40 HITS A DAY WITH NO NEW CONTENT. MY REGULAR PERSONAL BLOG GETS ABOUT OH, 5. WOW, SEX REALLY SELLS.
I haven’t written on here in a while because a) I’ve been insanely busy and b) this blog has taken a direction I did not intend. I wrote of boob jobs, safe sex and sexy Halloween costumes and now the entire audience seems to be pimply-faced teen age boys looking for naked women with boob jobs. That is not the audience I intended to attract.
It’s a shame, really, because I liked this blog concept. Perhaps I’ll pick it up again in a few months with a different tone. For now, I am taking a break from it. Just look at the search terms that have led others here, according to Word Press:
Search Terms for 7 days ending 2008-02-01
Today
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| sexy woman appie | 2 |
| smart boob girls | 1 |
| Boob growth + college | 1 |
| sexy working women | 1 |
| big sexy women | 1 |
| link:http://www.sittercity.com/? | 1 |
| why do I like looking at boobs | 1 |
| sexy female boss | 1 |
Yesterday
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| “to live or maybe not” | 3 |
| Wicked women | 2 |
| women smart attitude jokes | 2 |
| fatty cigar | 2 |
| business women with boob jobs | 1 |
| pictures of the female boss | 1 |
| crazy people | 1 |
| smart word for crazy | 1 |
| how to find a beater car | 1 |
| rambo movie statistics “shirtless kills” | 1 |
| posrank | 1 |
| bay smart boobs | 1 |
2008-01-30
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| wicked smart tshirts | 2 |
| smart women | 2 |
| successful boob jobs | 2 |
| wicked women | 2 |
| wicked smart inc | 2 |
| how to insist a woman for sex | 1 |
| sex women end dog | 1 |
| sexy female boss punishes | 1 |
| free boob jobs in victoria bc | 1 |
| women looking at other women boobs | 1 |
| smart boobs girls | 1 |
| sexy women in office | 1 |
| sexy women save protect | 1 |
| sexy working woman | 1 |
| naked sexy women porno photos | 1 |
| globe tag; | 1 |
| wicked lingere | 1 |
| SMART SEXY WOMEN | 1 |
| women lokking at other women boobs | 1 |
2008-01-29
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| pics of great boob jobs | 2 |
| pictures of smart boobs | 2 |
| beater car | 2 |
| skip work | 2 |
| Good Taste Woman | 1 |
| crazy people | 1 |
| sexy women boss | 1 |
| smart women | 1 |
| lingerie wicked | 1 |
| smart woman | 1 |
| women over 40 boobs | 1 |
| sex insist website | 1 |
| smart sexy women | 1 |
| my boy wicked smart | 1 |
2008-01-28
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| wicked lingere | 2 |
| beater car | 2 |
| pictures of womens body types | 1 |
| dress for your body type | 1 |
| whore costume | 1 |
| tiny women | 1 |
| god and wicked women | 1 |
| brown beater car | 1 |
| wicked sexy boston | 1 |
| Smart Working Women | 1 |
| sexy women working in office | 1 |
| dress smart women | 1 |
| woman in world sexy | 1 |
| smart woman | 1 |
| sexy woman at desk | 1 |
2008-01-27
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| smart woman | 2 |
| wicked woman | 2 |
| sexy smart women | 2 |
| great boob jobs photos | 2 |
| Vicky Office Girl | 1 |
| the wicked cards sexy | 1 |
| sexy women working | 1 |
| smart woman’s lingerie | 1 |
| women boobs after boobs job. com | 1 |
| good looing boob jobs | 1 |
2008-01-26
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| clothes “wicked” | 2 |
| smart sexy women | 1 |
| home grown sexy woman | 1 |
| crazy people | 1 |
| wicked smart | 1 |
| how to handle smart women | 1 |
| women’s halloween costume | 1 |
| wicked lingerie | 1 |
| how to dress for your body type | 1 |
A) I told you there’s a boob obsession and
B) Just - ick.
Out at dinner this weekend, my husband and I were with a good “couple friends” and the conversation turned to breasts. This happens a lot – usually around “boob o’clock,” as my friends say, which is apparently around 11 p.m. or the third glass of wine, whichever comes first.
The reason this topic comes up a lot is, well, first of all – boobs are everywhere, all the time. Women hang them out these days during everything from a business meeting to Saturday shopping with the kids. And trust me, if I had them, I would hang them out, too.
So back to our conversation – I’m not really sure exactly how it came about but we started discussing my deep, not-so-secret desire for a more ample bosom and the conversation turned to plastic surgery. My friends are of the “why not if it makes you happy” line while my husband is “I don’t think it will really make you happy” and “why do you need other men to look at you” school of thought.
We have a lot of back and forths on this subject – often and, while I joke – too much – about getting the surgery, deep down I think my husband is right. I would love – love – love to have some cleavage but in my heart I can’t figure out why. As the male-half of our couple friend said,
“If it makes you happy, do it – I just don’t understand why you need them. You are a successful, smart and good looking woman, who cares about boobs?”
To which I said,
“YOU guys do… all the time, everywhere, you are always talking about them, looking at them (online and off) and obsessing over them.” Case in point – from Twitter today.
But you know what – he’s right – and so is my husband. Deep down I hate myself for not loving myself more the way I am. Who cares about bigger boobs? What do I care that men obsess over them? Why do I have this underlying desire for getting them? Will they enhance my life? Will they make me more confident and happy?
The honest truth is I don’t know. I have a full life – successful career, motherhood, health, family, friends, etc. So why does my chest size matter??
What do you think – do Wicked Smart Women get boob jobs?
I have to say the terms that people use to find my blog are starting to freak me out a bit. I don’t think I’ve written about anything too obscene here but I have used the words sex (as in “safe”) and I did post a photo of sexy Halloween costumes and used the word “whore wear” or something to that effect…. soooo apparently those things combined have brought out all the freaks to WSW blog. Here are some examples of the search terms folks have used to end up at my blog:
whore costume
sexy female boss
trailers sexy woman end dog (ummm…what??)
are smart women crazy (we’re all crazy, darling)
women college costume parties
sexy feet women (just…ewww)
Looks like I better start blogging about something just a wee bit more Wicked Smart.
No jokes or wicked comments today – but I promised my Twitter friend Chris I would try to help. Please read this entry, link to it, tell others and help find this young lady who may be with her 37-year-old “boyfriend” – her family is worried sick and Kevin Childs, if the allegations are true, needs to be locked up.
Please help get Manessa back and protect other girls.
From the above site – How to Help:
We’re reaching out to everyone we can. There are several things we hope will help.
1. We don’t know if she has access to a computer. If she’s not being held against her will and does have access, we’re expecting she will try to reach her friends by logging into her mySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/prettygirl224. If you are a mySpace user, please leave her a message that let’s her know that she is loved and appreciated, that her life still has great value and potential and that she should return home.
- Update – As of December 2nd, Manessa still hasn’t accessed her mySpace account since November 17th, and all comments are moderated by her. This means that nothing is getting through. A colleague and friend, Chris Penn, created a new myspace page where a number of her friends have come to join and show their support at http://myspace.com/savemanessa
2. Leave her a comment on this website in the ‘friends’ or ‘others’ section. Let her know she’s loved and appreciated. Let her know what it was like when YOU were 16, and what you think of what she’s doing, and encourage her to figure life out while with people who really love her.
3. Please Digg this story. We’re trying to get it in front of as many people as we can as quickly as we can. We need people to see this so they can start keeping an eye open for the two of them.
4. If you are a friend and know something, PLEASE SPEAK UP. She apparently isn’t living whatever dream she was running to. Her best friends haven’t seen her for weeks. There are a number of ways to get information to those who need it.
- Email us at savemanessa@gmail.com
- or call the hotline in the US – 860-906-7398.
- In Florida, contact the Hernando County Sherrif’s department @ 352.754.6830. The Detective handling this case is Det. Randy Williamson.
- In Bristol, contact the Bristol Police Department @ 860.584.3011. The Officer handling this case is Officer Scott Thomas.
5. The Donovans (Mom & all 3 sisters) run a family operated business which, as of Saturday, Dec. 3 are closed for business. Since the whole clan is in CT, no one to mind the shop. They are accepting donations on their business website.
Don’t be an asshole. Just…don’t.
If you have to ask yourself, “am I being rude here?” then yes, you probably are. If you never ask yourself that question you most definitely are.
Here are some examples:
- Don’t drive drunk.
- Don’t neglect your children.
- Don’t cheat on your spouse just to feel temporarily attractive.
- Don’t act like you’ve never made the same mistake you are accusing someone else of.
- Don’t be condescending – you really don’t know it all.
- Don’t forget – you’ve made mistakes, too.
The lengths people will go to these days to push their children in education is a questionable debate. Should we be stimulating our 4-month-olds with flash cards, signing up for preschool at age 1 and testing our toddlers? My opinion is to relax a little but then again I’m not a Harvard grad…
In September Boston Magazine’s cover story was on choosing the best pre school. It profiled the best Boston-area schools for parents with 1- and 2-year-olds obsessing over what pre school their kids would get into and – gasp – what horrible fate would befall them if they weren’t accepted into the most promising. I found myself wondering if we were hurting our children by lackadaisically choosing one of the local church-run preschools. We had actually considered a Montessori school but ultimately decided against it for a variety of reasons – the $10,000 per year tuition notwithstanding, we were more concerned about pushing our child too hard too soon – five days of full school a week seems like a lot to us for a 3-year-old.
But still, Boston Magazine’s article made me wonder if we had made the right decision… did I need to get caught up in the craziness and if I didn’t obsess like the parents in the article, would my children suffer? As a product of a state school and someone who found success more in the classes of life than an ivy league school, I started to wonder.
Then, last week Boston Globe Magazine had an article about whether or not you can make your baby smarter. As a mother who has seen friends obsess about this topic since the moment they took a pregnancy test, the topic was of great interest to me. This particular article profiled families who begin educational programs at birth… regular flash card sessions with the Mona Lisa, Aristotle and Erasmus of Rotterdam, for example…families with pre-school age children speaking of cubism and impressionist composers.
Even more disturbing were the profiles of educational programs from entities such as the Institutes for the Achievement of Human Potential near Chestnut Hill here in the Boston area that runs the Better Baby Institute program. This program emphasizes what the article calls “early intervention.”

I was relieved to learn from many scientific studies highlighted in the article that just because I didn’t have headphones on my stomach during my pregnancies, my children probably wouldn’t suffer behind their classmates with more obsessive mothers. Apparently all those flash cards and weird practices like putting your newborn in a darkened room and pointing a flashlight at his eyes for a minute, 10 times a day (what?!) won’t necessarily make him or her any smarter than my boys, currently running around with buckets on their heads, pretending to be Buzz Lightyear.
Unstructured play has long been touted as one of the best things for children and their development. In this day and age, with all the pressures from technology advancements and worldwide competition, our children will be overworked and stressed out like the rest of us soon enough. Lighten up – teach by example and hard work and let them enjoy being children. The rest will take care of itself.
Speaking of inner whores, the holiday catalog from Victoria’s Secret arrived this week (and I’ll get about 100 more between now and the New Year; they waste a lot of trees). Aside from wondering who the hell ever buys the Fantasy Bra (which seems rather cheap this year @ $300.00 U.S.; in the past they’ve been millions of dollars – no kidding), it reminded me of another thing that Wicked Smart Women know…
You don’t actually wear the clothes from Victoria’s Secret unless you “work” in Vegas. I’m serious.
Some examples of clothes that simply don’t translate to good looks for women who weigh more than 85 lbs and live in the real world (where photo editors can’t make our thighs so teeny tiny):
Exhibit A
Great for the bedroom perhaps, if you’re into that sort of thing. Running to the grocery store? Not so much.
Exhibit B
Um, yeah, girls…this is hot but it’s not office attire, no matter what Vicki tells you.
Exhibit C
Okay just…. no….no…..no. I don’t care how hot you are this will ruin it.
Exhibit D
I’m pretty sure no one should wear this – ever.
Okay, realistically some of their sweaters and what not are cute and they have improved their clothing line. But remember Wicked Smart Women – knowing what looks good on you and having good taste is sexy, too.
…and I should know! Here are a few moments that have shaped who I am today but some of them I could definitely have lived without. (Note – definitely not “commanding” moments here). Try not to spit beer out your nose while laughing.
1. I moved to Boston in a six horse-horse trailer. Uh-huh, that’s right…driving right down Mass. Ave in Cambridge (well, actually my Dad was driving…and this was after college…not for college!). It was like a scene from the freakin’ Beverly Hillbillies. When my new roommates (I was subletting from an older man) came out to help me unpack…well, let’s just say that 40-year-old-German Scientists were not pleased to be pulling boxes out of a stinky horse trailer with some remnants of manure. I’m not kidding.
2. In college I was totally broke. My parents wouldn’t help me with a car and I had a job I needed to get to in order to pay for school. Luckily for me, a coworker got engaged and her boyfriend bought her a shiny new car so she sold hers to me for $25.00! Again, I’m not kidding. It had no muffler but it did have a hole in the floor – I could actually see the road when I was driving! But it worked!
3. The day after homecoming my senior year in high school, I was at work and a classmate came in. When he saw me he yelled – loudly, while pointing –
“Oh my GOD, our homecoming queen works at McDonald’s!”
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