Women – Not Only Have Babies but Skip College, Too!

I’m sure this is a joke – and it’s old news but showed up on Twitter today – so nonetheless…what the hell is in the drinking water lately? You saw my post yesterday about the crazy homemaking college courses and Southern Baptist bullshit that women should “bow graciously to their husband’s leadership.” Now this?! It’s a joke, right? If this girl is real …. with those writing “talents” I don’t think she needs to worry about college. 

Anyone ever figure the mystery out?

http://www.poopinashoe.com/viewthread.php?threadid=6420&p=2#p52909

http://www.pnwriders.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-22736.html

Women Should Just Have Babies… Unless They’re Wicked Smart

Last weekend I opened the Boston Globe and read an article that referenced some new classes at Southwestern Baptist Technological Seminary. Specifically classes titled “Biblical Model of the Home and Family,” and “Wife of the Equipping Minister” that are open only to women and reinforce that “God expects wives to submit graciously to their husbands’ leadership.” In these courses the ladies get to learn about the “glorious inequalities of life,” as they are taught to give up their own dreams to have children and be nice tidy wives to the “more important species” – man. Hey girls get this! You can learn how to properly set the table, sew buttons and sustain lively dinner-time conversation! Wow, awesome!Ladies, just an FYI – the Bible, while a nice if-it’s-what-you-want-to-believe guide to life, does not have to be a) taken so literally and b) was written by … wait for it… men. (Note: inspired by God does not change that fact). 

Wicked Smart Women Love the Red Sox….

…or any sports team, really. There’s a lot to be learned from sports even though all through high school and junior high I totally sucked at all of them except track. Does that mean I’m more of an individual player than a team player? Hmmmm well maybe if you believe that kind of thing but really I think it’s just that I suck at sports.

Anyway, I do love the Red Sox. I didn’t grow up in Boston – I’m traditionally a Chicago fan – but these guys just grow on you. I mean, from “Manny being Manny,” to Millar’s old “Cowboy Up,” and the formerly-cool-because-he-was-a-part-of-Red-Sox-Nation Johnny-Damon’s haircut, it’s just fun to watch.

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Oh and I should mention Papelbon’s jig in the field which was a) so much better the first time around in his skivvies and b) the encore to his naked butt on tv – priceless!

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